A rare, stupid bird.

  • Me: you know I've never read anything by Neil Gaiman?
  • Scott Tracey: omg. you must fix that immediately
  • Me: I don't know, it's like my defining characteristic now.
  • Me: I'm like a rare bird.
  • Me: a rare, stupid bird.
  • Scott Tracey: you're like a penguin.
  • Me: ...penguins aren't rare?
  • Scott Tracey: technically you're a bird
  • Scott Tracey: you just don't know how to fly
  • Me: ...
  • Scott Tracey: okay fine. you're a polka dotted penguin
  • Me: okay. I don't know what happened here.
  • Scott: yeah I don't know.
  • Me: I think I should put this on Tumblr though because reasons.